Cage Checked And Flipped Off

Yes, hello... I’d like to apply for a small business loan... I’m gonna be opening a chain of locations all over! I’m gonna hire hot girls to perform “cage checking” for all the locked up little bitches that wanna be humiliated! Yes, I’m serious. I’m calling it “Cage Checked and Flipped off”... perfect right? But I came in here mostly cuz I thought it’s be funny... Yea, I’m gonna film you beg me to lock you're dick up and give me a huge ass loan!