A meaningful middle finger

My middle finger has almost magical powers over losers. Normal people get offended or angry when they’re flipped off. They respond. But you losers, freaks, humiliation junkies know it’s what they deserve. It’s a symbolic gesture that shows how little I care about you. It hypnotises you, messes with your headand turns you on. Every time my finger pops up you feel a little twinge in your pants.