101 Ways Im Better

Its been quite some time since you started falling in love with me. Your realizing Im consuming every thought that passes through your brain. Your addiction is growing. Every time you look at your wife its an ugly reminder of what you settled for. Each morning when you wake up next to her you realize the list of ways Im superior to her is getting longer and longer. Well just incase your to stupid to come up with more reasons of how much better I am don't worry. Get ready for me to list 101 ways I will always be better then your wife. She will never measure up and this list will prove it