Dripping Spit, Dripping IQ

Watch closely. Feel your mind turn to much and slowly begin to drip, drip, drip out. Feel it liquefy as you grow increasingly dumb and ditzy. Don't worry, I'll make sure to fill up your empty mind with more important thoughts, more vital ideas. Its okay to feel yourself growing week as my words penetrate that melted down mind. IQ points ooze from your body as you see each perfect spit droplet leak from my bright red lips. You don't have to think anymore, I'll do all of the thinking for you.