Divorce is the Answer

You know that you want to devote your life to me, but there's an obstacle to get over - your wife! If you were to divorce that would leave you with 100% of your time for me! It isn't like your wife even likes you so a divorce would be a favor! You cannot be left alone though, you'd need someone to take you in and control you. That person has to be me! Now I will get you and your attention 100% of the time. I know you best anyway. I give your life purpose and with this I would be doing your wife a favor by taking you off her hands! I can control and dominate you the best! I am being so selfless by doing this,she should be thanking me for doing this. I am freeing her! I will take over and make you the best boy. The only answer to all of your problems is to divorce your wife and devote yourself to me fully!