Contribute to my wealth

My net worth would literally make you cum. Each of individual investment accounts frequently grow by more in a day than you probably make in a week, or maybe even a month. The returns from my random just-for-fun crypto wallets ALONE are enough for me to live comfortably. But guess what? It’s still not enough. I’m greedy as fuck, and I want more. I want to take more of your cash, and just let it sit in my checking account. I want to spend your quarterly salary on lingerie that I literally might never even wear. The unopened contents of my closet are, without exaggeration, worth more than your car. But does that mean I should quit? Does that mean I should be satisfied? Fuck no. I want your money. Stop fucking around, and contribute to my wealth.