Divine Intervention

Your life is pointless, has no purpose, a useless waste of space. Don't worry though! I am here, I am here to give you divine intervention. I am going to help you to make your life better. Right now you're a nobody creep, someone everyone hates! I will give you purpose. Worshiping me and doing everything I tell you to will make your life SO MUCH BETTER! You will get to buy my videos, send me tributes, worship me. I will make sure your life is not a complete waste. Just having me in your life makes everything so much better. When I tell you to send a tribute, you send. When I tell you to send a gift card, you send. It is so easy. All you need to do is do everything I say and now your life has purpose. How do you start? Just start buying videos now! That is the very best place to start. You will learn to serve me, know what to do. You will thank me for doing this for you!