You're No Good To Fuck So You Should Be My Cuck!

Feeling like you're less of a man because your "cock" looks like a scared turtle? Ha! Well you should! I'm embarrassed just talking to you.. I'm going to tell you all the ways you let down me, my gender, and yourself down by sporting suck a ridiculous nub between your legs. Since we both know you'll never be able to make me cum or feel anything, I think the best thing to do is to make you a lucky cucky! You'll be lucky to be able to say you're my "boyfriend" and super lucky to help me pick out the studs who are going to fill me full of cock and cuck snacks! This is what you deserve for only being able to offer me such a poor excuse for a "dick". After all, someone's got to pay for all my stuff and listen to me talk about my day and that's really the only stuff you're good at.