You vs Them

You: Fat, ugly, disgusting. Seems like you're more interested in getting fatter and fatter than ever getting pussy. Them: Sexy, fit, toned, hot men. Everything you wish that you were, but never will be. They get all the pussy that they want. You will NEVER be like one of them- one of the alpha men. Why? Because you're a lazy, giant waste of space. Just look at you. You eat more than you hump.