The only 2 things you deserve

What could the only two things you deserve be? Take a wild guess! Still uncertain! Well, let me bring some light into your life - you only deserve to be ignored by me and farted on by me haha and today you're lucky enough to get both! Oh, and you know that you will pay double the price for me to ignore you while fully clothed! You know why? Because any sight of me fully clothed and not giving a damn about you is worth so much more than any hot girl out there talking to you and showing you the goodies! You don't even like that! No, you like to be treated like garbage and ignored! And especially...you like to be farted on! And after all, that's what I'm very very good at