The Small Dick Challenge

It's time to refresh your memory on just how unfortunately small your penis is, loser! I know you've come to terms with the fact that your little thing is too tiny to please a Woman, but you still can't shake those occasional thoughts that it might be average' can you? LOL. Those thoughts will soon be a thing of the past, as My 'Small Dick Challenge' will obliterate ANY doubts about your penis being anything but uselessly tiny. As I taunt you with freshly-opened Magnum wrappers from super HOT sex with a REAL man, you can't help but feel the shame of how pathetic your non-existent sex life truly is. But little dicks still have a purpose after all, and yours is to AMUSE Me. So listen closely loser and follow My rules exactly, because it's time to see how you really measure up!