Coaching the Beta

We've been friends for so long and that's the ONLY reason why I'm so comfortable being so mean to you right now... it's for your own good. I can't keep watching you struggle with dating. I can't keep listening to you wonder why no one will date you. You're a BETA. You can't change that. You need to change your strategy. The formula is simple. If you want sexual gratification with a woman, you'll have to jerk yourself off in front of her... she's not going to do anything for you or to you. It's going to be humiliating for you and amusing for her, that's just the way it is. Oh, and the only way you can even get to beta "home run" like this is by spending tons of money on her to get her to agree. You have to show her that you are of value. Let's practice.