Jerk Your Life Away

Your life is jerking. It’s your only purpose, and if you’re doing things other than jerking, you’re subverting that purpose. It’s time to make a change. Jerking absolutely must be the number one priority in your life. Cancel your plans. Get your dick out. Start stroking. Don’t stop for anything, except to buy my clips and send me tributes. It’s time to jerk your life away.