Introduction To Blackmail

I have so much information on you that I could write a biography on your boring snot nosed life. I don't think you're paying me enough money. And I'm in quarantine bored. I want to shake your bored little stay in all the way up! I have so many embarrassing things to share about you with the people you love. If you do not want me to act on my boredom, paying me 1k keeps me fucking mute.