Hand Fucking Your Life Away

Wow Jerking has took over your whole life. Have you realised how obsessed you are and how you are truly hand fucking your life away?! Sitting in your four walls with your hand permanently around your cock. You jerk off to anything now. You're not fussy, you just need an opportunity to pull your trousers down and get to work. This is your sex life and this is your social life. Completely friend-less, sexless and totally addicted to wanking. Wow, what an existence. But you love it and you need some more. You need to be laughed at for this crippling obsession.