Ask Me Out Loser

Ia€™m the woman of your dreams. Sexy, confident, intelligent, utterly beautiful. Youa€™re a stupid little wanker, but youa€™re smart enough to know that I am WAY out of your league. But I have a treat for you today. I WILL allow you to ask Me out on a date, just to see how it feels. Ita€™s a dream come true, isna€™t it? You should know what the answer is, but savor it. Even the words of rejection sound so delicious coming from My mouth.