Pillow Humper

Being a sexless loser doesn’t leave you with many options when it comes to getting off. You’ve been humping your hand for ages, and at this point it doesn’t matter how many times you fuck your palm, you never end up fulfilled. Fantasies of how good it would feel to stick your cock in a real woman swirl around your brain, and even though you know a beta bitch like you will never deserve real pussy, the thought always leaves you dripping and frustrated. The best you’ll ever get at this point is to fold up your pillow and fuck it. If you close your eyes and imagine, you can convince yourself it feels like the real thing. It’s been so long (or never) since you’ve felt the warm embrace of a really woman’s pussy that you can’t even tell the difference.