No Life Loser

You know, I really thought you would have gotten your act together by now. You've had all this time to learn and grow and be a person. But you've jerked away your life. You've never been talented. You've never been productive. You're truly a waste of space. I bet you still live in someone else’s basement. You have nothing to do except hide down there and play video games. You don't have a girlfriend. You don't have any friends. You'll just eternally be alone. A no life loser.