Play For The Other Team

As the head coach in your sad, pathetic life, I’ve decided that your love life currently isn’t working. I’ve been training you, but picking up chicks just doesn’t seem to work for you. Instead, I’ve also decided that you will now play for the other team. With a pep talk, and a little practice, you will be ready for poundings, no matter how hesitant you feel. After all, I know best!