Valentine's day

Happy V-Day! You are such a loser, you are going to spend it alone. You've already spent all of the other ones alone anyway, this one is no different. I am going to go out for dinner with my man and you are going to be all alone. Everyone else will have reservations at a nice place and you'll just be all alone. You're going to go get a microwave meal and eat by candle light - ALL ALONE. This is as it should be. You'll have to hear everyone talk about their dates and gifts they got, but for you...well you're just going to eat a horrible meal and jerk and cry yourself to bed. It is VERY fitting!