Small Dick AND A Small Wallet

Uggh slaves like you are the WORST. Small dick AND a small wallet. What on earth are you good for!? Not fucking and not fucking over financially. Ewww, gross! Instead of being a complete waste of space, I am going to train you to grow one of the tiny little bulges in your pants. I'll give you a hint - it's not your itty bitty clitty LOL. You can't do anything about your insignificant little penis but you CAN do something about the size of your wallet and your spending habits! Get another job, take out loans, open up more credit cards. There's plenty you can do to grow your wallet so that you can make up for having a worthless little shrimp dick!