April Goons

Happy April, gooner! Your foolish nature brings you to the same starting point each and every time, but we’re past discussing the blissful stupidity I cast upon your mind and dick. This April, make it last all month long! I have prepared the ultimate gooner journey for you, My helpless gooner, to help you reach new heights of consuming desperation, and mind cleansing submission. Follow My instructions as My divinity makes it crystal clear – You NEED My control. You ache to make this deep state of mindless goonery last all April long xx