New Office Dress Code

Something has been off in the office for a while now, i just couldnt put my finger on it until you guys in the office started dressing down for work but the dress code was still enforced on the offices women. Climate change is making it so much hotter and while the guys started showing up in cargo shorts we are still required to wear hosiery?! No No NO! This will not stand, Unless you want me going to HR and telling them what kind of free fetish show youve turned the office into youre going to play by my rules, give up your office, and your pay to a superior woman, and enjoy the punishment for your perverted ways.