Tiny Disappointment

Ah, you’re like one of those pop-psychology stereotypes compensating for your sh*tty little cock by being a cocky little sh*t. I’m offended you thought you could take me home from the bar and get some action like a normal guy. It’s too small, are you stupid? It’s obvious you set yourself up for failure with that tiny disappointment in your pants. This humiliation is exactly what you deserve, you horny little freak.