April Showers

The saying is “April showers bring May flowers,” but it should really be “April showers bring Mistress Vixen pleasure.” Good pay pigs and financial slaves are expected to tribute early and often to ensure a good harvest for Me this year. After all, there’s nothing that brings you pleasure quite like being called My Good Boy and the Best Boys are those who shower Me in the adoration I deserve. Make it rain now, darling.