Learn to Talk to Women

Thank you guys for coming to my speech, I just want to give you some pointers and tips on how to talk to women to help you get laid! Lets do a little survey: How many of you have had a serious girlfriend? Oh, so not a lot of you. What about a casual relationship? ...ok. What about a one night stand? Wow, theres not a lot of you that have experienced this. This is quite unusual! Men usually come to these as sort of a refresher course. Maybe they had been out of the game for a while, but this is just weird. You are all loser virgins, I can see this by looking at you. None of you took the time or effort to look nice, if you cannot get it together for this, how do you think women will want to fuck you? If youre all going to be such losers then you all deserve each other! One big circle jerk of wondering why women wont talk to you or fuck you. Since you all deserve each other you might as well get some satisfaction from each other. Women might not want to get you off, but you can get each other off!