Girlfriend Owns Your Wallet Now

Sweetie, you know I love it when you buy me things. It just makes me feel so good, in fact, it kind of turns me on. It’s even better when we go shopping and I make you carry my bags around the store. I want us to do *more* of that. I know it turns you on, too. You practically pop a boner every time I take your credit card out of your wallet in front of you. I think we should do more of that. In fact, I think I should be in charge of your finances. You want me to be happy, don’t you? I deserve it, don’t I? That’s right. Be my good boy, hand it over. Maybe I’ll even give you something YOU like later tonight.