Another Year A Virgin

Happy birthday! Congrats on being a virgin for another year. Really its getting pathetic now...I dont think its ever going to happen for you. If you havent gotten fucked by 29 I dont think you ever will. Everyone knows youre a loser. And I mean everyone. Even your fami1y. They dont care about your birthday. At best theyll send you a cheap card in the mail. And you dont have any friends to pick up the slack. No friends, no phone notifications, no girlfriend...nothing but your loser hobbies. I guess thats how youll spend your birthday huh? Binging to porn.