Wanking Is Sex

Arent you the biggest virgin loser of all times? Yes! Yes, you are ! You dont have a real sex life, wanking is your sex life. Do you honestly expect to lose your virginity at this age? Women dont even glance at you, how do you expect to get in bed with one? The only thing you can take in bed with you, is your virgin loser hand. Wanking is your type of sex. Actually, today Im going to teach you how to treat your hand as your girlfriend. Stroke and tell your girlfriend just how pretty she is. This is so fucking pathetic , but I guess this is something "normal" for a virgin loser. Look at you, so horny, so desperate, what a sad little reject you are... Lack of pussy really messed with your head, but, happy you found a girlfriend now. You can have "sex" anytime you want now. Well, at least as long as you treat her nice, she will give you sex!