Friendzone Fuckover

I have a confession to make.... I know how deeply you care for me, and youve always been SO loyal. I know this is out of character for me, but I think I might actually be catching feelings for you. I never thought Id feel this way either, but... Ahahahah! Who am I kidding. I cant keep this up. How did you like my acting? Pretty convincing, right? Id NEVER love a loser like you.Youre an earthworm. Pfff, the FRIENDZONE is too good for you. All you are to me is an object, a doormat. The worst part is? I KNOW youre tugging your nasty little cock to this. Go on, wank away, bitch. Im going to tell you EXACTLY how I feel.