Break Your Resolutions

It’s that time of year again. A fresh new year. A fresh new start. What did you pick for your new year’s resolutions? I guess it really doesn’t matter. You don’t stick to them. You break them before January is done every single year. You really think you’re going to do them this year? I don’t think so. So here’s the new plan. All the money you were planning to devote to your new resolutions is going to me. Your gym membership? Mine now. Your new clothes? Mine now. You’re going to end up breaking those resolutions anyways. Let’s just skip the failure and go right to the spending. Do you want to please your Goddess with a tribute? Surely, you want to express your gratitude for all of the amazing content available to you. Add any of these markup codes to your purchase to show your true devotion.