Virgin Loser Jerk off Instruction

You know what I like about fucking?... Oh right, you dont know what its like to fuck. Pity you for being a virgin. LOL just kidding, loser! I know youre a virgin. Everybody probably knows you are too. Old virgins are becoming extremely rare, even among nerds, retards fatties; it must suck knowing that nobody wants to fuck you, except you. youre a desperate, hand humping virgin that cant get pussy :( But hey, youll jump at the chance to jerk it for me. Even if Im making fun of you the whole time.. you take what you can get. Pull out your lonely dick, pretend that your hand is a pussy and Ill walk you through it.