Muddy Boots Series - Becoming My Permanent Bootlicker

Well, look who it is: My disgusting, worthless, pathetic waste bucket! Get down on the floor where you belong, My boots need licking clean! Ive been thinking about how you can be more useful to Me. And well, honestly speaking, your only use in life is to lick the dirt off the bottom of My boots. But as you know, I travel a lot and Ive decided I want a personal bootlicker wherever I go in the world and thats going to be you. So youre going to give up any speck of a normal life you have left because from now on, youre going to be at My beck and call to lick the mud and **** off My boots whenever I want you to. Whilst I travel the world and dine on the finest delicacies from every country, youll be dining on local mud, as close as youll get to tasting the local cuisine. HAHAHA!