Spend More or Im Blocking You

Heres the bottom line: you need to start spending more on Me, or Im going to block you. You wouldnt want Me to have to do that, would you? Youd never get to see any more of My clips, or get to message Me, or call Me, or anything, ever again! I know you dont want to miss out on getting to worship Me, so youre going to start spending more. Buying more videos (and more EXPENSIVE videos), tributing more, and buying Me more gifts from My wishlist. Youll sacrifice everything you have to to make Me happy. Nothing else matters -- not your needs, not your stupid girlfriend, only ME.