You Cant Be My Slave

Wait a minute... you want to be my slave? my collared slave? You?! HA! No. You can’t. Do you understand the weight of the word “slave”? I only accept slaves who are worthy and you clearly aren’t there. Being my slave is a privilege and to earn it, I expect you to bring something to the table. All of my slaves contribute to my life financially and are expected to be here for me at the drop of a hat. You and I both know that you don’t live a lifestyle that allows you to provide for me as I require from others. my standards are too high for you. You can’t be my slave.