DICK SIZE MATTERS

Yes! It’s true. Dick size MATTERS! I hate to burst your bubble, but you need to know the truth. But it’s never going to happen. It just isn’t. How could it? Why would you ever believe you could get laid, with that!? Give it up already. Nobody wants to fuck you. You’ve experienced denial for yourself. Theres nothing more embarrassing than that pathetic shrimp dick in your pants. So, what are you to do? How will you ever please a beautiful woman like myself? Listen to my advice, and learn to embrace your destiny.