Evil Dating Coach

Im your dating coach, and Im here to get you a girlfriend. I understand you dont get a lot of dates, do you? At this point, you dont even try. You know rejection is the only possible outcome for a loser like you. But thats about to change! Im here to help you make a dating profile that will have hot girls chasing after you in no time at all. Follow my instructions, do just what I say, and your lonely loser life will be a thing of the past. Youll be swimming in pussy in no time! Thats a guarantee. All you need to do is trust me. Im very good at this, and I definitely dont have an evil hidden agenda here. Im not just saying all this to Encourage you into performing a totally humiliating task that will leave you feeling more rejected than ever before. You definitely wont feel like a sexual failure after this...