Boys are human Ashtrays

We decided to take you home from the bar tonight..You were the most eager to try hit on us buy us drinks..So we really needed to show you your place as a man..You have obviously never had a lesson in that, or met women like us. So let us show you..You must have a use to us..And ans tonights use..you will be our human ashtray!! Because we decided to smoke some cigarettes on our girls night out...SO open your pathetic mouth and whatever other body part we decide to use..Or leave..That simple