How to become a good FinSub

Evolution did great. They formed 2 sorts of human beings. ME and you! No, this is not about women and men - this is about how you can become a good paypig. I´ll tell you from the start - so listen carefully! After this, you´ll be a better person! Sure, you´ll be garbage for me as long as you live, but being a real finsub for goddess will give you purpose in your desperate loser life