Blackmailed By Your Secretary

Ive been meaning to ask you about something, sir. Ive been doing so well in work – last quarter was especially busy, but I was quite on top of things – and my performance has always been excellent. I would like to negotiate a raise. Say, 200%? What? Youre turning me down? You do know Im your secretary, right? And you do know Ive been privy to certain information of yours, right? You really should be better about keeping your private affairs...private. This isnt negotiation. This is blackmail. You have no choice but to concede.