How Do You Measure

Lets talk about tiny dicks. Your tiny dick in particular. I know you stare at other big cocks with great envy, and you probably should. How long does it take you to convince a woman to have sex with such a tiny cock? Have you ever convinced a woman? I doubt it. I have a vast array of dildos and none of them come even close to your tiny dick in lack of length and girth. Do you know why? Because no one wants that. Thats why youre sitting here jerking it now. Because no one wants to touch your tiny cock other than you.