Your Wife is Leaving You for Me

Im so much better at pleasing women than you will ever be. Your wife gets so fucking wet for me, she told me you suck in bed and shes leaving you now that she has finally found someone who will fuck her right. Shes a good little dyke slut for me now and youre just going to have to jerk your dick alone for the rest of your life. Youre a clueless, useless, ugly little man with a tiny dick. This is what you get. Venmo me so you can fund our romantic dinners while you beat off by yourself.