Loser Birthday Celebration

My birthday is nearly here. Another birthday spent alone. No friends to spend it with, people making up excuses to not see me. Another year as a kissless virgin. Ive never been on a date. Ive tried asking women out, endless hours spent on dating apps, rejection is so normal for me. Im a midget of a man, a skinny little bitch. Im barely 53, women laugh at my embarrassing stature, in any nightclub even the shortest girls are at least 2-3 inches taller in their heels, most nearly a head taller. Ive got a pin dick. Maybe if I had some wit or charm I could make up for it, but I dont have that either. Im boring, dumb, irritating. I live at home still, working a deadbeat retail job with no hope of improvement. Every year ticking by brings me closer to dying as a virgin. Paying you to laugh at my pathetic life is the only birthday gift I deserve. How pathetic is that, spending my birthday jerking off to humiliation porn. If I came to this clip them Im fucking pathetic,