Loving SPH

Ivy De La Courte and I love you, we think youre a great person but... your penis is so small! Like really small. If we didnt love you we wouldnt say anything, wed leave and laugh about how small it is but youre so great that we are telling you. We dont want anyone laughing at you. Maybe we can find something to remedy this issue? Then when you pull your pants down girls go WHOA! We want more girls to experience how amazing you are as a human. Youre such a good guy we need more people to know!