Your Balls Will Suffer

Your balls are my property and as you know, I want to destroy them. Slowly but surely, under my guidance, after each of my devastating sessions, they will become more useless and damaged and you will have to replace them with implants! Now lets get to work. You will need: a string, a small rubber band, icy hot muscle rub and a large wooden spoon. Follow my instructions, worship my shiny black boots, loser and get closer to having fake balls! Haha!