Princess MikiSIMP

It’s time to start jerking, because it’s time for another lecture delivered by your favorite pseudo-psychologist. You love to jerk while I talk at you, don’t you? You love to masturbate while I go on and on about how well I know you and how your mind operates… you find it hot, in fact. You let Me emasculate you and make you feel small. Why? It’s because you’re a “simp.” Of course, the origin of the term is an acronym: “Suckers who Idolize Mediocre Pussy.” You certainly wouldn’t call My pussy mediocre — and neither would I — but others who look down on simps like you might. They’d call you pathetic for idolizing a girl who makes porn. Why would you respect — let alone worship and idolize — a slut online? They watch porn, too. But unlike you, they do something especially pathetic while jerking off — they picture themselves having sex with the unobtainable hot girl on the screen, getting off to their own delusions. You’ve learned that you can’t do that. Some of them even end up resenting themselves — and resenting the Women they masturbate to — once they realize that their fantasies are delusional. And they think THEY are the “real men?” Do you think they’re happy? Do you think they’re less pathetic than you? The only correct answer is “no.” You’re the kind of guy who’s turned on by the truth. You shouldn’t care about what those losers say, because they’re the real losers. You’ve been enlightened by My teachings, and your sex life has massively improved as a result of simping for Me. Don’t you want to spread the gospel and recruit more simps for My simp army? Of course you do. It’s the only right thing for a simp to do.