Chronic Masturbation Season

Now that football is over, what are you going to do with all that free time dedicated to games and pre and post game analysis and discussion? We both know--its time to dedicate yourself again completely to Chronic Masturbation season! As commissioner, Ive decided to enact a few new rules that may be difficult at first but to a dedicated player like you will definitely be extremely rewarding. First rule is, like football, you can only play on Sundays--ABSOLUTELY no masturbation during the week. This league is only for the toughest and youll have to prove it that way. The next rule is that you can only masturbate to me, Commissioner Astro. I know that wont be a problem--I know you have the material for it, from the whippings you enjoy watching so much to my cutey pie J.O.I. videos alone or with my adorable friends and I know these are your favorites, you can jerk it to those videos when Im **** sodomizing losers like you. You even have a raging boner just thinking about it! Ill start you off with a "pre-season" game while I tease and show off my toned body. Just before you reach climax, the next rule for this years Chronic Masturbation Season is that YOU have to eat your cum after every "game", now let me drive you to orgasm and eat that cum! Now with your hard work and dedication and my inspiration Im confident we can make this the best Chronic Masturbation Season yet!