You Want a Divorce

Why did you come to see me? It’s not just because you want to worship me. It’s because you want to escape your boring marriage. Your life isn’t about her anymore. You vowed to love, honour and obey her. But the only woman you actually want to obey is me and, when you’re with me, it’s plainly obvious that your relationship means nothing. Your marriage was doomed from the moment you met me but, let’s be honest, there were already cracks long before then. If you keep waiting “until you’re ready” to leave her, it’ll never happen because you’re a coward and you’re afraid of being alone. But you won’t be alone, you’ll have me. You’ll be able to dedicate more time and attention to me once wifey’s out of the picture, and build an evermore rewarding relationship with me. You don’t need her. We don’t need her. At this point she’s only holding you back from being the best slave you can be for me. She’s preventing you from being the complex, sexual being that you are inside. You know you want a divorce. More importantly, you know I want you to get divorced. Give me the ultimate show of devotion and leave her.