Lil Dicks Never Get Laid

Youve been trying to impress Princess Lacey and I all night at the bar in Vegas. You manage to get up to our hotel room, now we wanna see what youre working with... Oh my god, are you fucking kidding Me? Is this a joke? You MUST be delusional thinking we are going to be pleased by that itty bitty baby dick! What the fuck were you even thinking?! Look at us! We would NEVER fuck you!