Small Dick Disappointment

It’s been six long months since I last got laid. You wouldn’t believe it from the looks of me. I’m gorgeous, but seem to be cursed by loser men with little dicks. I had my eye on you, though. You’re tall, built and totally sexy. I just knew you must be packing. So come on. I’m hot and I can’t wait any longer. Pull it out and impress me. PLEASE don’t let it be small….